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The shade is real with these petty newscastersby Circa Laughs

Petty alert! These newscasters may appear to be,  you know, sharing the news, but there's something much deeper at play here. The studio seems to be full of passive-aggressive energy.

Speaking of passive-aggressive...

Here's a handy guide you can use to decipher what your girlfriend means based on what she says. We know what you're thinking, and no, those aren't always the same thing.

Here are two real-life newscasters who apparently hate each other. We dare you to try and get through this video without majorly cringing.

(You won't be able to.)

Sometimes pettiness rears its head in textual form! Here, Jimmy Kimmel breaks down what various punctuation and wording means in a text, and when those texts cross the line into petty territory.